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:: Wednesday, February 04, 2004 ::

You can NEVA EVA EVA EVA EVA EVA EVA EVA EVA EVA
Get on my LEVA
WWHHHHAATT!!
Get on my LEVA
WWHHHHHAAATTT!!!
Get on my LEVA!!!!!!

:: sandy 10:44 PM [+] ::
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:: Monday, February 02, 2004 ::

Oh, you don't understand you silly, flying ass-monkey. Tuesday night is not about TV, it is about having dinner with my Mom. Tomorrow night could be interesting, a chance to see our friends when they are not under my devilishly innocent hypnotic powers.

I've suspected as much about the Tyrannosaurus Doss, for as we all know, those of us who've explored the endless variations of cappuchino at Thunderlizard conferences, all dinosaurs are indeed the distant relatives of current avian species. The discovery of feather-like plumage in fossilized remains, the talon-like hooked claws common to many birds-of-prey as well as the more ferocious and carnivorous of the dinosaurs species, the propensity of many smaller predatory dinosaur species to travel in "flock" like groupings and, the clincher, oddities of the skull common to both dinosaur and bird. Taken together, this evidence leaves us no choice to warn the local crane population and lead a armed squad of dedicated nature watchers to traquilize, capture and en-cage the great Doss beast.

Don't you see? She must be stopped!!!!

:: sandy 9:59 PM [+] ::
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