:: Porkchop Serum ::

:: Sunday, June 04, 2006 ::

Strange Things that Happend to MATT on the trip:

- Matt and Andy stop at a Wendy's for some chow. After finishing up, Matt hangs back to take a leak. In the bathroom, Matt finds a severed head. For some reason, the thing registers visually but no emotional reaction is elicited in Matt. He is curious as to why this is. He pisses, and washes his hands, leaving the bathroom and the severed head behind. Driving on, Matt begins to notice, riding or driving in cars along side the Marquis, that same head but now attached to a live body. Not just one, but multiple people. As they get closer and closer to Minneapolis, the frequency of Head sightings increases to almost one in three. While the initial sighting did not frighten him, this development certainly did. He hadnt told Andy after Wendy's because he was still puzzled at his muted reaction. As Andy was driving, he hadnt noticed the appearance of the "head people". Were they headed towards a place of evil? Matt sat in silence trying to figure out a way to broach the subject without Andy pulling the car over again. Were they in danger? He couldnt tell. The sun was setting and the number of HPs were increasing.

:: sandy 5:22 PM [+] ::
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Strange Things that Happens on matts HOLIDAY road trip:

A "Bubble of Silence" was trapped for period of time inside the Grand Marquis. At first it sat in the back seat, waiting patiently for a conversation to erupt, preferably significant in nature. It waited a long time. It waited through a 30 minute discussion of fast food restaurant bathrooms and which of these were easier to vandalize. Matt had a lot of interesting insights. Matt then fell asleep. Suddenly, outside of Gary, Indiana, it happened. It wasnt gradual either. All of sudden Andy launches a verbal barrage at Matt which prompted an equally booming response. This was the Bubbles chance. First it enveloped Matt before he could respond to Andy's "What the fuck is your Deal!!" Licking his chops, Matt prepares a hurtful barb and lets it fly. Nothing. Andy see's Matts mouth moving before hears nothing. Wild guesturing and spittle to no avail. "REAL mature Matt" This goes on for a couple minutes until Andy cant stand it anymore, pulls the car over and the two pummel each other in the parking lot of an empty Walmart.

On a side note, something like this actually happened to me in a Chili's back in high school. Three of us sitting at a table and it was as if a bubble slowly passed through us, phazing the volume of everything in the restaurant in and out, high and low. and just like that it was gone. we all noticed it and were fucking wigged out by it.

:: sandy 5:09 PM [+] ::
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