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:: Thursday, March 13, 2003 ::

I body slam her But I'm not a misogynist

:: sandy 10:28 PM [+] ::
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Something is fucking wrong with Elizabeth Smart. That crazy faux Jesus got up in her with a little religious hypnotronics.

55 degrees, open sunroof, 50mph, 9pm...perfect.

Haven't met an Audi driver on the road who realizes what my car is and/or feels any comradere towards me as a fellow Audi driver.
Dont they know whats UP?!

:: sandy 9:53 PM [+] ::
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:: Wednesday, March 12, 2003 ::

Where is Matt? Was my email to him too cryptic? I think he a big fat doody head

:: sandy 11:11 PM [+] ::
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Do you hear the sneeze from the jelly roll instestine leaves?

:: sandy 10:44 AM [+] ::
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I smell billy d williams strolling towards the chilly cheese rock breeze!!!

:: sandy 10:43 AM [+] ::
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