:: Porkchop Serum ::

:: Thursday, May 01, 2003 ::

I wasn't really looking forward to Foxfields because I knew that the primary goal of Foxfields is to get as drunk as possible and still look decent in your shirt and tie (Adam and Sean those classless baffoons were tie-less). Anyway drove down with Te and we talked about a lot of stuff. Problem is that I can't remembe anything specific. Ah well, I'm sure it was interesting.. oh yeah it was. Something to do with another S he knows. Man he's dirty. We got in fairly late to C-ville and because of Law school exams falling on the same weekend as Foxfields, we were forced to stay at Sabrinas. Rees' new miss Thang. A striking 5'10"ish Indian-American girl with deep, wide eyes and a slender, graceful body. She didnt seem to mind that we were crashing there. In her hotel room like apartment, she had some AWESOME furniture. Big couches and chairs with seating areas as wide as a single bed. Clearly made for more than just watching the Simpsons. I'd really like some actually.

Slept uncomfortably on couch pillows, waking up multiple times that night to releave the tension on my back.

Saturday morning starts early, around 8 or so. We head back to the Morgan pad to change into our FF duds. Another member of our party meets up with us at the house (or did she live there?). A shortish, medium build girl with thick blonde hair cut above the shoulders. She has "closed" eyes and a mature look about her but not a terrible intriguing one. Whatever.

The drive to FF is uneventful

I realise now that a intricate recount of FF won't be very interesting because, well, it wasn't. Except for a few notable exceptions:

The Cheese Balls: I love the Utz cheese balls and I suspect many other secretly do. I was pleased to see that two 5 galloon jugs o' balls had been brought along with the feast. They were a big hit with the nearby undergraduate throngs

The pee trough: a long building near an unoccupied area of the track that housed basically a long trough that was pissed into by as many men as could squeeze shoulder to shoulder. Maybe it actually was a feed trough also.. a little disconcerting not having physically separate urine recepticles.


Asshole Sean: Spending an hour or so playing and winning at beer pong, sean was in pure antagonize mode. Nothing really unweildy but still. Even the by then drunk members of our party conceded this fact.

:: sandy 10:10 PM [+] ::
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See, this is the kind of thing that people miss when they just dismiss hip-hop out of hand. This lyrics is from the Old Dirty Bastard, the craziest member of the Wu-Tang Clan who currently is being released from jail for an asundry of drug use and/or evading arrest charges:

"Roll up on the scene like the Count of Monte Cristo"

Think about that. Damn...

:: sandy 12:12 PM [+] ::
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I lost my mind in a slime drop last night. The fury of torches and dazzling electric torture outside my cell danced and played inside that mute green bulb. For HOURS, with wads of cloth shards in my ears, I gleefully soared amidst a sweet, brillant universe of oranges and blues. A slovenly angel sliding in between planets and nebula, floating on the unfettered winds... I can sense you giggling M477 (MATT). Dodge my shat if you can.

Back in black. Aslan was disemboweled 5 minutes before the night feeding last night. His entrails hung crisscrossed through the bars and suddenly I no longer gazed upon the former home of a friend but a freshly birthed entrance to Hell. We need to get out of here! Any ideas? How are things shaping up in West End? One thing is for sure, once we find ourselves standing over the bodies of our captures and find the way back home, we must thanks Grimlock forever for implanting this BlogChips.

:: sandy 10:25 AM [+] ::
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Oh I have so much to write about this weekend it will take many a pagina. From the wonders of teetotaling at Foxfields to the sensory onslaught at VIR, all will be documented but at a time and place of my choosing. Most likely tonight at somepoint, although I'll get into it some today a little.

:: sandy 9:41 AM [+] ::
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