:: Porkchop Serum ::

:: Wednesday, October 08, 2003 ::

knighttantris (3:02:12 PM): You look like my nutsack
sligsacc76 (3:03:09 PM): you possess a nutsack face
sligsacc76 (3:03:56 PM): what are you doing
sligsacc76 (3:05:02 PM): besides methodically shaving your testicles
knighttantris (3:05:15 PM): Criminal Law...proximate causation and Kevorkian
sligsacc76 (3:05:43 PM): as in Jack K?
sligsacc76 (3:05:55 PM): my guess is no.
sligsacc76 (3:05:56 PM): had to ask
knighttantris (3:06:25 PM): Yup...no proximate cause unless he presses the plunger
sligsacc76 (3:06:48 PM): what if he has to show the person how to do it
knighttantris (3:07:31 PM): Not proximate...acts leading up to death not count
sligsacc76 (3:08:43 PM): is proximate a fancy way of saying "actually killed"
sligsacc76 (3:10:01 PM): or proximate cause would. "hey you Jack, I want to die via this guillotine. Throw the switch!" .. then Jack would be guilty
knighttantris (3:10:13 PM): No...it just means that there has to be a direct and substantial connection between your act and the actual result
sligsacc76 (3:11:44 PM): could you get off on a technicality if you set up a crazy ass elaborate rube-goldberg device to kill someone.
knighttantris (3:12:58 PM): Depends whether you drop the ball that gets it started or if you let the person do it...it should be noted that states now have laws against assisted suicide that might impute murder even if it does not meet proximate cause
sligsacc76 (3:14:08 PM): if you start using words like "impute" in everyday convo's I'm going strangle you with your own scrotum
knighttantris (3:15:30 PM): I guess that would be assisted suicide
sligsacc76 (3:16:04 PM): hey, i told you what would happen yet you kept saying it.. you had it coming. I'm sure they jury would agree
knighttantris (3:16:56 PM): Not in your case...you look too sketchy
sligsacc76 (3:18:07 PM): only beard jurors
sligsacc76 (3:18:09 PM): even the women
sligsacc76 (3:18:15 PM): bearded
sligsacc76 (3:19:19 PM): carnie freaks only
knighttantris (3:19:20 PM): They will be jealous of your manly growth and convict you
sligsacc76 (3:19:35 PM): hey, i can live with that
knighttantris (3:19:54 PM): Apparently I cant...I would be dead
sligsacc76 (3:20:27 PM): it woudl be a closed casket service.. no one wants to see your nutsack
knighttantris (3:21:10 PM): Consumption Junction
sligsacc76 (3:21:19 PM): adam
knighttantris (3:21:55 PM): Shudder
sligsacc76 (3:22:06 PM): he would have it made into a huge poster
sligsacc76 (3:22:40 PM): and in big block letters at the bottom.... "JUSTICE"
knighttantris (3:23:21 PM): And jerk off

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